President Trump can do NO RIGHT
This just in: Today President Trump ran into a burning House in NY City and saved the lives of the Married Couple, their three children, two cats and a dog. Unfortunately the grandfathers’ ashes and the gold fish were lost.
The liberals, mainstream media, John McCain and Juan Williams were furious enraged and infuriated at the lack of effort the President made to save the fish and ashes. The mainstream media said, “This is just another example of how this President only thinks of himself.”
This just in: President Trump apologizes fervently about not being able to save the grandfathers’ ashes and the gold fish and offers the family a 50 gallon fish tank filled with hundreds of fish and offers to be cremated next week to replace the ashes. “I know I would not be replacing their grandfather, but I hope this can ease their pain.”
Liberals, Mainstream media, John McCain and Juan Williams say, “President Trump’s words and actions were insincere and not nearly strong enough.”